Present 1: to me
I have three brothers, and I now offer you evidence that my brother M knows me very well:
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| Yay for Christmas! | 
Wacky? Definitely.
Baby? Hey, I have one of those!
Knits? Yes, please.
This  is way too fun.  Some of the patterns are not my cuppa tea, but  others... fuzzy Monster Booties, with red claws?  I'm so there!  And I'm  making a pair in my size next!
Present 2: from me
Like  any late-20-something Midwesterner worth her salt, I am friends with  many women named Sarah; my oldest Sarah friend (she's not the oldest  age-wise, but I've known her the longest) is moving back there from  here this weekend.  She is off to start a new career (-ahem-  LIBRARIANSHIP!!) and I wish her nothing but the best.  In the 20+ years  I've known her, I can't remember that we've ever fought about anything,  which is saying a lot for two strong-willed women!
So in honor of my friend, I've knit a shawlette that, unfortunately, is now doing quintuple duty as a double-birthday/double-Christmas/going-away  present, since (I'm ashamed to say) the actual knitting on Little Fox  in the Leaves has been done for over a year (most knit while unwittingly  pregnant in Italy).  BUT I couldn't truly call a piece of lacework  "finished" until it had been -gulp- blocked.  And now comes the reason  for my stalling, because... you see...  I've never blocked anything.
I mean, not really, no.  I haven't.  I've run  superwash merino through the washer and dryer.  But I've never blocked  anything for reals, yo, with the measuring and the pinning and Sammy  can't take a nap because there's a wet afghan tacked to the bedspread.   And even now...  not really.  But baby steps were taken!  I properly  wet the piece, properly squished the water out without wringing the  fabric, properly smoothed the shawl flat on a towel on my workroom  floor... but it's no particular size and I didn't definitely pin it at  all.  Reprehensible!
But I think it still looks gorram fabulous:
knit with 1 skein of Schoppel-Wolle Crazy Zauberball  in 1702 Kleiner Fuchs (Google translates as "Small Tortoiseshell," but  my skein said "Little Fox," so it's more righter) from LYS 
A Tangled  Skein
I will miss you, my dear friend; it's been so great to reconnect with you on this side of the country.